Sunday, 11 January 2026

DUDAISMUS (A LIFESTYLE PHILOSOPHY)

 

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هيلم the bouncer for the Ali Lineage of محمد "Peace Be With You, Ha'Liim" alif-LAMED-meem.

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ליהיקה the bouncers of Jacob's Ladder.

POPULATION 10 BILLION HUMANS worldwide (The Chinkies are with The Chinkies, The Ruskies are with the Ruskies They can stay the FCUK outta our L'Tziyyon!). A Special Woman called هم‌نه keeps the PINEAL GLAND of all the other B'BEIT SHELANUS OUTTA OUR L'TZIYYON B'BEIT SHELANU.

As for Jacob's Ladder, only VIP Guests. שמי אליהו נתניאל בן יעקב שמך? אני הוא. הוא הוא אחד.

I designed it for ALL of US.

500,000,000 Enoshei (according to The Georgia Guidestones); - whoever ברכה יוחנן כיפא לימוס האחד אבל לא ועל השניים שנואים

comes in two by two like Noah's Ark. L'Tizzon The 7,000 Year Sabbath of Baruc Ha'Shem Bismillah Yodh-Hey-Vav-Hey Man-Woman.

I dine with Nesta Joy Felthouse and do the dance for one thousand years. My first Holy Wife.

The Boring Company https://www.boringcompany.com/ dig down 7 levels into The Desert of Mount Rushmore in 6,000 YAMIM = 2075 AD. The 8th Level is the above-ground Nightclub where 125million DUDAIST men lead their 125million DUDAIST womyn (2x2) and 125million TZABIEN men lead their 125million TZABIEN sisters ("Bhajis") into the Dancehall above the ground. Then the Boring Company has exactly 500 years to make 7 Underground levels in an upside-down triangle with the sweaty box room at the bottom where The Holy Three Messianic Ladies take all the DICK. But if they're SICK of pure DICK they ascend and descend Jacob's Ladder for time with the Sister(s). I mean, we've got 7,000 Years to figure this out? From 2075 AD, that is. The Shemos of the 3 Messianic Ladies are Ruth Alison Clemens, who enters the club with Daniel McGuigan, just like me and Nesta (and all our generations) B'khiyah L'Doroth'. The other Messianic Lady is called Ghazaleh Hoshieniy (The One I Smashed a Glass With Underneath a Gazebo by The Sea after a 10-Month Celebration ; 5 months for the guys, 5 months for the girls, then 7 Holy Days of FUCKING GETTING READY FOR A SURPRISE IN THE EYES). The Final Messianic Lady is the Classiest of them all because she is a Jewish Orphan. Only an Orphan because she never knew her true origin and was fucked gracefully by BRIAN THE DAWG in his NY YANKEES GEAR. wot a geez! He did her Gracefully. Fuck you! Bezzie. But thank you so much for shaving for me! The Orphan we adopted is called Andreea Demi'an.

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Somehow, we all make it. G-d help us All!
So Says The Ginger Jew. I'm not Jewish! I'm DUDAISH! a doodey dood. Val dood flikker!